Mythical Place Seeker Pillows

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Sleeping Beauty

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'No you can't keep it!'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Frog Prince

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

I just knew this would be dull.

Ouija board speaks recorded options

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

Atlantis Welcomes Careful Divers

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'I met that handsome, exciting stranger you warned me about...Now, I want you to tell me when I'll meet him again...'

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

Do you do cremations?

'So, how does my future look?'

'That lawsuit you see in my future... which end of it am I on?'

"Oh, good, you brought your pony."