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Characters jumping out of a book.

"He's his own worst enemy."

Czarcasm

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Isabel Allende

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

The Frog Prince

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Truth

Unicorn in the Woods

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Now that's power."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Hello, Number 6!"

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

Palm Reader...

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."