Magical Realism Explorer Gifts

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Characters jumping out of a book.

Cheeze Wiz.

"He's his own worst enemy."

Czarcasm

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Isabel Allende

The Frog Prince

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Bathroom Fairy

Truth

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Unicorn in the Woods

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Now that's power."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"Hello, Number 6!"

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Palm Reader...

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."