Magical Realism Admirer Gifts

"We need to talk...I have no closet space, plus, this whole master/slave thing is really getting old!"

Magic brooms empty buckets of resumes into an overflowing Job Centre

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Isabel Allende

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Bathroom Fairy

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

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'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Unicorn in the Woods

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"Now that's power."

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.

The Witch Sisters Fmaily Picture

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"