Magical Realism Enthusiast Gifts

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Desert Island BBQ

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Characters jumping out of a book.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Isabel Allende

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

Bathroom Fairy

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'