Magic Realism Enthusiast Gifts

Gabriel García Marquez

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Desert Island BBQ

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Characters jumping out of a book.

Cheeze Wiz.

"What the hell took so long?"

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Isabel Allende

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...