Magic Realism Appreciator Gifts

"We checked your results. You are absolutely correct."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I said slime."

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Isabel Allende

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Bathroom Fairy

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'