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"We checked your results. You are absolutely correct."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I can't believe he brought her."

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Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

Isabel Allende

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Bathroom Fairy

Juggler and Illusionist

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'