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"We need to talk...I have no closet space, plus, this whole master/slave thing is really getting old!"

Magic brooms empty buckets of resumes into an overflowing Job Centre

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Isabel Allende

Bathroom Fairy

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

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'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Unicorn in the Woods

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Now that's power."

Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

Expectations vs. Bitterness

Why unicorns became extinct.