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"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Late BroomStick

Characters jumping out of a book.

Isabel Allende

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Bathroom Fairy

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Medieval Office Supplies

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

Unicorn in the Woods

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Now that's power."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

Why unicorns became extinct.

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'