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"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Late BroomStick

Characters jumping out of a book.

Cheeze Wiz.

Isabel Allende

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Bathroom Fairy

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

Medieval Office Supplies

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

Unicorn in the Woods

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

"Hello, Number 6!"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"Now that's power."

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.

'The good news is Prof. Trockenficker has found the secret of eternal youth. The bad news is it will make everybody look exactly like him.'

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."