Magic Realism Fan T-Shirts

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Piracy on a boating lake

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Knight feeding his kids.

The Mouse Princess

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Right here's fine."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Let go of that balloon right now!'