Magic Realism Fan Mugs

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Paranormal A-Z...

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Piracy on a boating lake

The Mouse Princess

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Cheeze Wiz.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Right here's fine."

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Real Life/Surreal Life