Lover Of Magical Realism Gifts

The Truth Fairy

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Isabel Allende

Bathroom Fairy

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Unicorn in the Woods

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Now that's power."

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Modern Charm

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

Why unicorns became extinct.

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

Balloon Man

"I want to be irresistible to women."

Genius.

Alien Magician

'Professor Hallkitt! Over here! I found some more Cave paintings!'

Gabriel García Marquez

"Nope, Genies come in lamps. What usually washes ashore is garbage, sewage, medical waste and an occasional litigator."

'I can grant you 3 wishes, but I'm not responsible for the tax ramifications.'

Witch uses her broomstick as a washing line.

Something happened to the cows...