Lover Of Magical Realism Pillows

The Truth Fairy

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Isabel Allende

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Bathroom Fairy

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

Unicorn in the Woods

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Now that's power."

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Modern Charm

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

Why unicorns became extinct.

Balloon Man

Genius.

'Professor Hallkitt! Over here! I found some more Cave paintings!'

Alien Magician

"I want to be irresistible to women."

"Nope, Genies come in lamps. What usually washes ashore is garbage, sewage, medical waste and an occasional litigator."

'I can grant you 3 wishes, but I'm not responsible for the tax ramifications.'

Witch uses her broomstick as a washing line.

Something happened to the cows...