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Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

"What the hell took so long?"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Isabel Allende

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror