Magical Realism Fan Gifts

"Hello, Number 6!"

Hogwarts Express

Unicorn in the Woods

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Why unicorns became extinct.

Isabel Allende

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Bathroom Fairy

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Medieval Office Supplies

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"Now that's power."

Houdini's Dog

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"No internet connection"

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

Hogwarts Academy. What magic? This is a veterinary school specializing in swine skin conditions.

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

Modern Charm