Magical Realism Fan Prints

"Hello, Number 6!"

Unicorn in the Woods

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

Why unicorns became extinct.

Isabel Allende

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Bathroom Fairy

Medieval Office Supplies

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Houdini's Dog

"Now that's power."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Modern Charm

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

"No internet connection"

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

"Take away their Game Boys!"

"Nope, Genies come in lamps. What usually washes ashore is garbage, sewage, medical waste and an occasional litigator."