Medieval Magic Fan Prints

Medieval Office Supplies

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Knighthood being given by the king

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"Your remote control, sire."

'Sire, we fixed that problem in the sales department.'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.