Medieval Culture Fan Prints

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

Notice in window of Times Gone By shop - Shoplifters will be Hung, Drawn and Quartered

Dante Alighieri

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Knight feeding his kids.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Joust Sharpener

TV jester.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"The knights of the round accent table"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Early model of baggage claim"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Knights of the bedside table.

underwater knight