Classic Magic Fan Prints

Houdini.

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Medieval Office Supplies

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"How was the play!"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"Surprised?"

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Eye of Newt Helper

'I'm sorry sir, we have 'diet cola' and 'diet lemonade', but not 'diet blood'.'

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Magical box of chocolates.

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

'Psst! It's the invisible man. Try not to state at his new hair piece.'

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

ACME - Supplies, Inc.