Classic Magic Fan Gifts

Colonial Larrysburg.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Medieval Office Supplies

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"How was the play!"

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

"Surprised?"

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

Eye of Newt Helper

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'I'm sorry sir, we have 'diet cola' and 'diet lemonade', but not 'diet blood'.'

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'Psst! It's the invisible man. Try not to state at his new hair piece.'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Magical box of chocolates.

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

ACME - Supplies, Inc.

'No more looney tunes!'