Magic Spell Fan Gifts

'What the. . . don't tell me that you ate the frog that was sitting right there?'

'If you kiss me you will turn into a frog.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Desert Island BBQ

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

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Broomstick crash.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Magic Tricks

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

Toenail clipping missile.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'