Classic Fairytale Fan Gifts

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

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"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Here be dragons.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Well, that one got away."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Thomas Hardy

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

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Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

The Frog Prince

"Like that?"