Rugged Guy With A Soft Spot T-Shirts

"If you can stand the cuteness, take a look at my cat."

"They're comfortable."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Busy day

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

Man with many tattoos.

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"Instant coffee? Little plug-in water heater?? This new guy must be a real survivalist!"

"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..."

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

'Oh Lordy...another bad day at Black Rock dear?'

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

Naked man meets bear hunter in the woods.

'How do they feel now?'

"Like you, I've always taken pride in being a self-unmade man!"

'Yes you did, Mike. You just said 'perchance.' And yesterday you called me 'my good fellow.' Twice.'

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

"It may be crude but it's effective."

'Pot pourri air freshener? Who's the wise-guy?'

Man trying to catch flying fish

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Deer Hunter?

"This'll keep the family fed for weeks."

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

"When you have teeth like ours, you don't need intellect!"

'Oh, oh, the quarterly report doesn't look good.'