Bad Boy With A Soft Side T-Shirts

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"I know. I miss him, too."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

"You had me at hell."

Love.

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..."

"If you can stand the cuteness, take a look at my cat."

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

"I tell you what, ladies really dig my bad boy image!"

The new groom is a very young boy who says he ought to understand horses because he has been amongst them all his life

Mom, meet my significant other.

"I guess I go for the bad boys."

Man Gardening Love

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

"Scratch a chief executive officer, and you'll find a chief executive little boy."

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

You look like my kind of man.

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

"They always go for the dangerous types."

'Armed robbers are sexy and exciting, but kleptomaniacs make the best providers.'

"Am I glad my parent's aren't alive to meet you."

"You were always a rebel, Vinnie..!"

Trainer gives final instruction to stable boy riding in the derby

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. I

"Absolutely not!"