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"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Remote control pirate bully

Children's artwork exhibition.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Busy day

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"I know. I miss him, too."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I hold him hostage?'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"He's just a big softy really"

'Come on, you big softy, admit it: Those were real tears at the end of the movie...'

Be 5 Again

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG!'

"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..."

Cat builds outhouse on beach near kids.

Humpty Dumpty as a young egg.

'Get over it. Not all restaurants offer toy prizes.'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'