Softie For Cuddles T-Shirts

Busy day

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Bed Seasons

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'Next!'

i-teddy

Acme Toys Ltd

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

James decided to stay in that night.

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

Help me!

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

False food.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Cute how they curl up at the foot of our bed every night, isn't it?"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'Come on, you big softy, admit it: Those were real tears at the end of the movie...'

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

Autumn Dog

"I've always been a gnome body."

"All right, which one of you just licked my face?"

"Is the baby sideways?"

"The courts ruled that we had to open it up to all stuffed animals."

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

I even love the way you snore...

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"Need hug."

He lost his cushy job. They gave him six months severance - and his favourite cushion.