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'Come on, you big softy, admit it: Those were real tears at the end of the movie...'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Busy day

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'The trouble with Nigel is that he's so changeable. One minute I love him and the next minute I loathe him.'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

"He's just a big softy really"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"You're too kneady."

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

"Oh George. My heart."

"He's always had a short fuse."

'He cries when the News is sad!'

The Battle of Life - Part the First

'Let's set aside your rhythm issues for a moment and work on your blues.'

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

"Just ignore your father. He has enough pet peeves to open a zoo."

"He doesn't understand that I have certain needs I have to talk about all day long."

The Count begs forgiveness

Heartbreak

"It was a dark and stormy life. . ."

"Look, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to call you ‘a lazy, manipulative drama queen who’s incapable of genuine self-reflection.’"

Caged Fury

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

"I keep him here in case I need to vent."

"That's Barry. . . my ex."

"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."

Boy who has had his pea-shooter 'spiked'

"Guys aren't very good at sharing their feelings, are they?"