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"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Busy day

Teddy Time Bears

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"He's just a big softy really"

'Come on, you big softy, admit it: Those were real tears at the end of the movie...'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'Actually, it's Teddy that's the problem-he disapproves of three-in-a-bed!'

Gigolo Diary

"Work soft, play soft, Son"

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Hugs - 3 for 50p

Government "Information" Agency.

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"Not your chord! The chute! Pull the chute!"

"It's lonely at the top, that's why!"

"Don't think I can get you a job here just because we used to sleep together."

"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."

The secret world of Stephen Harper...

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

This is Mort Park with breaking news. According to this reporter's secret source … Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell … secretly … watches Dr. Pimple Popper. Scandal!

"This is my husband, John. He works for the CIA."

Stupidity - Getting a Teddy to fetch

After discovering how much he enjoyed redactiing, Roger gets a little carried away.