Secret Performer T-Shirts

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

Anna Calvi

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Caught in the Music

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

One!

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Take a bow!

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

The Land Before Mimes.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

The Dancing Academy

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Tom Mullica.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Mime supplies.

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Adult Magician

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"No-chance the rapper"

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

Alison Pill

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

Sale: Air guitar. As new.

"I don't think air guitar counts."