Secret Performer Pillows

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Caught in the Music

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Take a bow!

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

The Land Before Mimes.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"No-chance the rapper"

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

Alison Pill

"So, it's going to be silent treatment."

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

Sale: Air guitar. As new.

"I don't think air guitar counts."