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"I don't think air guitar counts."

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Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"He likes it."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"How should we divide the teams?"

Little doctor.

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

Imagination

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"I tested very high in playing."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Performance In The Bedroom

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'