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"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"He likes it."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"How should we divide the teams?"

Little doctor.

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Imagination

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I tested very high in playing."

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Broom! Broom!"