Secret Softies Gifts

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Busy day

Teddy Time Bears

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

"He's just a big softy really"

'Come on, you big softy, admit it: Those were real tears at the end of the movie...'

'Actually, it's Teddy that's the problem-he disapproves of three-in-a-bed!'

Gigolo Diary

"Work soft, play soft, Son"

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Hugs - 3 for 50p

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"It's lonely at the top, that's why!"

"Not your chord! The chute! Pull the chute!"

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"Don't think I can get you a job here just because we used to sleep together."

The secret world of Stephen Harper...

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

"This is my husband, John. He works for the CIA."

"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."

'Well, I could tell you what that medal was for, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Stupidity - Getting a Teddy to fetch