Softy At Heart Gifts

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Children's artwork exhibition.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Busy day

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"I know. I miss him, too."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I hold him hostage?'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

"Well? Have I hit it yet?"

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'Come on, you big softy, admit it: Those were real tears at the end of the movie...'

"He's just a big softy really"

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Be 5 Again

'You've got to help me doc', I keep thinking I'm a children's T.V. presenter.'

Cat builds outhouse on beach near kids.

'Get over it. Not all restaurants offer toy prizes.'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..."

Humpty Dumpty as a young egg.