Secret Musician Gifts

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

A baby playing on a grand piano

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Caught in the Music

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

Coronavirus Self-isolation Children's Activities.

'I don't know how Beyonce could do a secret album in this day and age.'

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

I Was Married to Banksy.

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Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

"This is my husband, John. He works for the CIA."

'I don't know if I should tell him about my black belt now, or wait until we're married.'

"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."

'SSSSSSSHHHHH, - keep it quiet, - Don't tell anyone.'

'Well, I could tell you what that medal was for, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'Mom! Grandma is sneaking a smoke again!'

"You said we could have beats with dinner."