Secret Skateboarder Gifts

"Shred the plank."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"It's the new mobile office."

The King Of L.A.

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

A skateboarder falling on his head

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

Ice Skater

'The head of our script department!'

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

Lord Ganesha is sick of this YOLO nonsense.

Kids! Where's your brother?

'I've forgotten my knee pads, you've strapped a gas bottle to your head. I dunno. It doesn't bode well, does it?'

Man Surfing on Skateboard

You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil.

Is Graham still working on that top secret jet plane project?

Artistic Skateboard

"That's the trouble these days lad, too many bent coppers in the force."

'My dad's more absent than your dad...'

'This may not be a mummification, professor.'

'Act naturally, Gambetta, we're going for a ride.'