Undercover Skateboarder Gifts

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Skateboard

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Clandestine cows.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Corporate Image

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"You're pathetic."

Skateboard Olympics.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Undercover Agent

Let's do it.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

"Come on, boy!"

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

"My parents told me it was boarding school."

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."