Skateboarding Adventurer Gifts

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Skateboard

"Rockefeller Center."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Milkjet Skiing

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Boat Launch'

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Skateboard Olympics.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

Corporate Image

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Flights suspended snowstorm

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Scuba Skater

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

"Arrr! Hooked it again!"

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"