Skateboard Adventurer Gifts

'This may not be a mummification, professor.'

Man Surfing on Skateboard

Kids! Where's your brother?

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Rockefeller Center."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Skateboard

Skate Bored

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Milkjet Skiing

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Boat Launch'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Skateboard Olympics.

Corporate Image

"You're pathetic."

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Flights suspended snowstorm

'Can't you read?!'

Skier gets caught in the thaw

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Scuba Skater