Roller Skate Adventurer Gifts

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"Rockefeller Center."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Chicken Coupe.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'I brought a mobile home.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

Scuba Skater

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

Dog on skates.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

Tortoise and hair.