Roller Skating Adventurer Gifts

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Rockefeller Center."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Chicken Coupe.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I brought a mobile home.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Tortoise & Hare.

Scuba Skater

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Dog on skates.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

Tortoise and hair.

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

Extreme Accounting!