Roller Skating Adventurer Pillows

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"Rockefeller Center."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Chicken Coupe.

'I brought a mobile home.'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Scuba Skater

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Dog on skates.

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

Tortoise and hair.

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'