Undercover Skateboarder Pillows

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Skateboard

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Corporate Image

Skateboard Olympics.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"You're pathetic."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

Let's do it.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Undercover Agent

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skateboard English

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

"Come on, boy!"

'I can't decide if I should go with Derek on a trip around the world on skateboards...or go with Joe and join a monastery in Tibet! What do you think?'

"My parents told me it was boarding school."