Undercover Geek Gifts

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Cow of BEEF

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

The end is near

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Knights of the Square Table.

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Grim's Fairytales

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Scientist to other: 'That's the saddest hypothesis I've ever heard!'