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'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Cow of BEEF

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

The end is near

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Knights of the Square Table.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

Grim's Fairytales

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

Scientist to other: 'That's the saddest hypothesis I've ever heard!'