Tech Geek In Disguise Gifts

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

The DaVinci Code

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Take me to your computer.'

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'