Skateboarder Soul Gifts

The King Of L.A.

'My dad's more absent than your dad...'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Freestyling.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Peacock on skateboard

"It's the new mobile office."

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

'I just go where the bike takes me.'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

'I think my wife is trying to kill me -- she bought me a skateboard.'

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'The head of our script department!'

Surfing octopus.

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

'Thats him up to his old tricks again.'

Planet of the Snowmen

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

'I'm sorry, Peter, but you look different without your skateboard!'

Kids! Where's your brother?

'I've forgotten my knee pads, you've strapped a gas bottle to your head. I dunno. It doesn't bode well, does it?'

'Get a job.'

Second wave

'Are you 'G-Dog,' or am I?'

"Dr Wilkins woudl ge to any lengths to develop a rapport with his younger patients.."

Man Surfing on Skateboard

'You can learn a lot from your kids.'

Brother Ernest puts the "monk" in "monkeying around"!

Artistic Skateboard

"It hasn't been easy – I was an adrenaline junkie."

'My parents just don't understand me dude: I'm seriously considering running away from home to join the circus...'

'This may not be a mummification, professor.'