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Chief Executives Teddy

"He likes it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Cat Boss

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

Free-range C.E.O.s

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

'I hate these non-hostile takeovers...'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'May I play through please?'

'Management is all about 'empathy', about developing positive, supportive and healthy relationships with colleagues and staff... and if you can't get that through your thick skull then you'll be as useless as you look!'

"We're all nuts about the Pacific Rim."

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

"Ms. Benton, please phone my wife and schedule a meeting with her for 3:00! I need a hug!"

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

"Can I offer you anything?"

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

'The company has got a long term strategy. Let our successors in a few years clean up the mess we bring about today.'

"Want to play company officers and corporate raiders?"

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