Introverted Exec T-Shirts

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Cat Boss

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I love summer."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"I'm at the office party."

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

"Well look who decided to show up."

Bill's never been a team player.

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

Shy author hiding while signing books.

Chief Executives Teddy

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"He has a lot of followers on Twitter, but we're the only ones who follow him in real life."

"The floor is any human contact."

Social Networking - Outsider.